Name:  Oblivion [head whore]
Age:  21
Aliases:  N/A
Find in:  Unreal, UT2K4
Connection:  DSL
Fav. game:  Unreal series
Fav. weapon:  Plasma Gun/translocator/ASMD

Biography:

Started up [CW] with some friends in DOOM as a joke...  Then moved on to Unreal when Zdeamon CoOp was nonexistent.  But you still can see him in DOOM.  Doesn't like DM so you'll mainly see him in CTF/CoOp games online.  Has good teamwork skills. 
Name:  Squee!
Age:  unknown
Aliases:  N/A
Find in:  Unreal, DOOM
Connection:  N/A
Fav. game:  Seems to be DOOM
Fav. weapon:  suicide bind

Biography:

Not much is known about the player Squee, but Oblivion says he lives inside his computer.  Squee is known to come out while Oblivion is playing sometimes and he has a hard time controlling him.  Doesn't seem to have that many skills, except at killing himself.

Name:  Kidd
Age:  20
Aliases:  PrinceKidd,Kabam1tzK1dd,Kiddofinferno
Find in:  Unreal, UT, UC2
Connection:  DSL
Fav. game:  Unreal, Battlefield 2, World of Warcraft
Fav. weapon:  Sniper Rifle/Link Gun/ or anything that goes BOOM!

Biography:

A self proclaimed true oldschooler. He comes around and goes around, got into Unreal right when it came out. Year or so later maybe, he runs into AsianChick and Oblivion and couldn't stay away. He's here to stay even if he goes idle for a while, just means he will eventually come back to bother Oblivion =)
Name:  Winston
Age:  17
Aliases:  C.Bebop
Find in:  UT, Unreal, UT2k4
Connection:  Dial-up
Fav. game:  All
Fav. weapon:  Fireworks Weapon

Biography:

Started playing Unreal about the year 2000 when he got his own computer to use for games and such. He has played on and off ever since using many names until he came up with CowboyBebop from his favorite anime. He met Oblivion[CW] during his time playing along with
many others like Zombie, Element, Pixie, Ria (My unreal Mother [Jk]) and others in the Game. Now he is back again for another Ride. In the words of the anime endings "See you Later Cowboy."
Name:  Sonny
Age:  15
Aliases:  N/A
Find in:  Unreal
Connection:  Dial-up
Fav. game:  Unreal, Halo
Fav. weapon:  Rifle

Biography:

Has been playing Unreal since he was 10 as Omega but left Unreal for a year and came back using his real name.  He joined [CW] when Oblivion said he could about 1 year after he came back.

Name:  Jessica
Age:  21
Aliases: xXjEssIcAXx or xDarkXfirEx
Find in: 
Unreal
Connection: 56k
Fav. game: Unreal, Delta Force, and Everquest
Fav. weapon: Sniper rifle and minigun

Biography:

Well, I'm xDarkXfirEx, and I've pretty much been up to no good my whole life. No secretes about that. I'm a bit fps/rpg fan, and you can find me here, on Doom3, WoW, UT04, Delta Force, lotr Battle For Middle Earth, and Half Life 2. "I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil, shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!"

Name: Ronald Ignatious Burgundy
Age: 15
Aliases: I'mRonBurgundy, Dinky, Stagemaster, F-250
Find in: Unreal
Connection: DSL
Fav. game: Unreal, Halo, Duke Nukem
Fav. weapon: Dual automags, minigun w/ nali rabbit ammo

Biography:

Playing Unreal from the beginning, Ron was totally scared.  After contacting the scrolls of the FPS elders, training with Yoda at Dagobah, and playing Halo for 12 hours straight overnight, his fears, as well as his emotions and manliness, were totally gone. Ron, however, began to dislike dm a little, and found Val Hala at [CW]. He played there a few times a week, then eventually playing there almost totally for about 7 months straight, befriending Oblivion and Sonny on the way, and making it into the ranks of this cool, yet oddly named clan.

Name: MeatyChunks!!
Age: 30
Aliases: ThoughtCancer, AtheisTaco
Find in: Unreal Coop
Connection: Data Packets Strapped to the Backs of Winged Hamsters
Fav. game: Unreal Coop, HL/HL2 Single Player
Fav. weapon: Flak Cannon, Sniper Rifle

Biography:

Started playing Unreal in 1999. Developed a distinct aversion to online gaming due to Quake RocketBoys and CounterStrike Weenies; I DO NOT like DM or any other type of game that involves blowing up other players as the only goal...I only like games where teamwork and teamplay are the most important thing. Discovered Unreal Coop in 2005 and have been playing at MML ever since. My first game was Zork on my old C-64, and my first console was an Atari 2600. I have TV, but I use to watch DVD's and play console games, much to my girlfriends' dismay. I have a Masters in American History, a real-world job and a real-world life, none of which are as interesting as playing UnrealCoop @ MML. Oh, and my handle does not describe me physically; instead it describes what is left of the baddies on MML after they receive a Flak Cannon enema!!

Name: Jonathan
Age: 18
Aliases: k'prime1988 (CW) Optimus Prime (CW) Baron Von Evil Satan(Rarely)
Find in: Unreal, Moo Moo Land or Jean Russ Servers.
Connection: Dial up
Fav. game: Tribes2, Unreal, Any RPG
Fav. weapon: Fireworks Gun

Biography:

Got Unreal in February of 2005 and played solo until summer vacation in August to be exact and got into the team 2 weeks later.  Avid Gamer!! I love having fun and chatting it up in the Moo Moo Land server.

Name: Marcus
Age: 16
Aliases: Heat
Find in: Unreal, Moo Moo Land/Jolt.uk DM Servers
Connection: 56k
Fav. game: Armored Core
Fav. weapon: Eightball

Biography:

He joined the tournament and this journey simply because he needed the money to pay for his little brother's survival.  Emotions don't get in his way on the battlefield.  He lost his left arm in a battle to save his mother but, failed in the attempt.

Name: jackie_Z
Age: 17
Aliases: N/A
Find in: Unreal, Moo Moo Land Server
Connection: DSL
Fav. game: Unreal, Darkeden, Ragnarok Online
Fav. weapon: Stinger, Sniper Rifle

Biography:

Well I started playing Unreal in 2000.  I got the Unreal disc, borrowed it from a friend, and never gave it back (lol).  Then I found this awesome server called Moo Moo Land and really loved it!!  I started to make friends there and go everyday.  Then I learned more about it and found out that there is a clan called [CW] apart of the server and I wanted to join, here I am :).

Name: Angie
Age: 17
Aliases: Tooo many but I stick with Angie right now.
Find in: MML or Zombie`s
Connection: 100MB...it`s true
Fav. game: Doom95, Unreal and others
Fav. weapon: In MML TNT (if that counts...) and if in normal weaps flakcannon

Biography:

Might have a good net connection but everything is spoiled by Japan. T_T  Likes to give people cookies. (online only)

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Name: Dazed_Shadow
Age: 19
Aliases: N/A
Find in: Guild Wars, unreal
Connection: DSL
Fav. game: Unreal, Diablo 2 lod and Guild Wars
Fav. weapon: Automags and ASMD

Biography:

I started playing unreal in 2000, but I broke the game trying to install the automags. I didn't have the CD, so I couldn't play until I bought another unreal CD, which was like 5 years later. Now that I have it, I can't keep away from the damn game.

Name: Anaise
Age: 17
Aliases: AngelFoxy
Find in: Unreal, UT2k4
Connection: Wireless
Fav. game: Unreal
Fav. weapon: Rifle

Biography:

I Started playing Unreal when my father joined it, but at that time I could only play DM. I used to sneak on Coop every time he was gone somewhere. I left for a little while but came back a year later. When I came back i saw a server called Moo Moo Land where I met a lot of CW friends.(LOL some of them funny)

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Name:  Alicia
Age:  17
Aliases: leticia, leticia[CW]
Find in:  Unreal: MML, JeanRuss, Sniper's Paradise, or Smartball's Funhouse
Connection: Cable
Fav. game: Unreal
Fav. weapon: Sniper, TNT

Biography:

I started playing Unreal when my dad bought it a looonnngggg time ago, when it first came out. I stopped playing for a while because our computer was broke, but I'm back again. I can't play without having music in the background, and my choice artist is Keith Urban. Now you know what I want for my birthday/Christmas. :D
Name:  SnowBunny[Inactive]
Age:  23
Aliases:  N/A
Find in:  UT, Unreal, Diablo2, Dungeon Siege, Drakan, Runescape, Red Faction
Connection:  DSL
Fav. game:  N/A
Fav. weapon:  Anything that will produce insane amount of gibs...

Biography:

Started playing Unreal as soon as she saw it on the shelves.  Played for quite a very long time... Played Unreal a lot less when UT came out... Quit Unreal... Played UT A LOT... UT ladders die down... Comes back to Unreal :) What a wonderful cycle. LoL! I'm 22 yr old female living in beautiful Montana :) (Yes we have computers for those who have us stereotyped as cowboys and Indians running around). I'm really easy to get along with unless you treat other players unfairly then I tend to get a little... annoyed.

Name: The Wolf [Inactive]
Age: 20
Aliases: N/A
Find in: Anything Unreal
Connection: Bad DSL
Fav. game: Unreal
Fav. weapon: Sniper, Flak Cannon or ASMD.

Biography:

Spends way too much time working and not enough time playing (has a life, but doesn't want it). I picked up my first copy of Unreal in 2000, played single player a couple of times then left it on the shelf for the next four years. Some advice: Don't stand still or I'll headshot you.
Name:  Leader [Inactive]
Age:  17
Aliases:  N/A
Find in:  Unreal
Connection:  Dial Up
Fav. game:  Unreal, Half-Life, Diablo
Fav. weapon:  Whatever works at the time

Biography:

Gets really hyper after eating sugar, gets along with everyone, isn't sure why she joined a clan that labels her a whore but whatever :), spends most of her time on Unreal.
Name:  Giggs [Inactive]
Age:  16
Aliases:  Dragonfly, Hot_Red_Head
Find in:  Unreal
Connection:  Cable
Fav. game:  Unreal
Fav. weapon:  Sniper rifle/eight ball/stinger

Biography:

Played unreal for like 4 years and pops in once in awhile to let everyone know she's alive.  She's a crazy, nonstop talking, flirty, gal that likes to play rough!
Name:  Mr. Long
Age:  28
Aliases:  Asymmetric[CW]
Find in:  UT
Connection:  DSL
Fav. game:  UTGOYE, Zelda-Ocarina of Time
Fav. weapon:  Sniper Rifle, Rocket Launcher

Biography:
Responsible for integrating Unreal Tournament into school classroom.  Once out of this hellhole, watch out for Asymmetric looming
Name:  The Bandit
Age:  22
Aliases:  brute36, ewbandit2, capture the flag champ
Find in:  UT
Connection:  DSL
Fav. game:  UT Game of the year edition
Fav. weapon:  Sniper rifle/translocator

Biography:

Hesitated to play the tournament at the beginning of the year.  Oblivion started him on doom and unreal 2k3.  Then the tournament began.  Tried to be a sniper but did not make it, so he runs like a "crack head" and captures the flag.  Mainly on the blue team with fellow Whore Oblivion but once in a while betrays and goes to the red team.

Name:  RAVie
Age:  20
Aliases:  Unlizened_RAVe
Find in:  UT
Connection:  56k
Fav. game:  Ever=Metal Gear Solid, Online=UT GOTYE
Fav. weapon:  Flak Cannon/Translocator

Biography:

RAVie started off his unreal career in late 2002 as an unskilled n00bie. However, RAVie has improved, and tries to fill the void left by the aging Bandit, and becomes Oblivion's second whore. Oddly, Unreal is the only FPS that RAVie can play without vomiting uncontrollably.
Name:  Laura[CW]
Age:  23
Aliases:  lustylaura
Find in:  UT2k4, UT
Connection:  DSL
Fav. game:  UT2k4, Doom, Super Mario Bros. 3, Bubble Bobble
Fav. weapon:  AVRiL, Lightning Gun, Link Gun

Biography:

I was *cough* excluded from this clan since, (according to the Head Whore, who is, btw, my brother), I never played.  But, as fate would have it, I played a few Onslaught games with him and thoroughly enjoyed it.  I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, 5' 8"...oh, wait--wrong place for my bio. ;)

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Name:  Mr. Dangles
Age:  21
Aliases:  none
Find in:  UT
Connection:  DSL
Fav. game:  UT Game of the year edition
Fav. weapon:  Plasma Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Rocket Launcher

Biography:

Started playing UT at school with The Bandit and Oblivion and sacrificed his body to the CW's!
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