The Beginning:
And so I start training day one of the training camp for this "Unreal Tournament".  Let me take you back before this Hell started.
The government was being over run with crime and the economy was just looking horrible.  So they devised this plan to get a two for one.  Scare people from committing crime and make money.  Thus, the Tournament was begun.  Convicts are broadcast over television while they commit gruesome acts of violence against each other.  Now here I am D_H_S, in camp to learn to kill along with the hardest criminals known the man.  Oh and here we only have "Unreal" names.  Along with From_Hell, Oblivion, Ravie, Reapa, Asymmetric, DaGreatWhiteHype, Murdoc, Be_Ez, Die_ez, Nicholi, HellRaiser, Juicy, and Rock.  Here we start our Journey to survive, training day one starts tomorrow..
Day 21:
We as the "Unreals" are bickering and not being a team.  It really showed on Lava Giant today.  White Powder was sniping on the middle mountain in between bases, well he was on the blue team with Asymmetric, Oblivion, Ravie, and Nicholi, lol.  Sorry it's not funny.  Ravie told him to get down because he picked up a sniper alert on the red team.  It was From_Hell.  White Powder replies to Ravie's warnings with, "I get more kills sni....".  He was shredded by From_Hell's razors...he respawned, vomited a couple of times and went back up.  This time it got real bad in desperation of making the team better, Oblivion vaporized him with the Redeemer.  Now no one else knows where he got the gun but after the blast of it..well even Asymmetric, the next best fighter is timid around him.  Oh yeah, I almost forgot..there was a glitch two or three days ago.  Black Killa and From_Hell were death matching each other to 25 I think.  Well it was 15 to 0 with From_Hell up and Black Killa said "Fuck This!".  It was on Space Noxx and he jumps through the hole and tries to translocate real quick (we're beginners so they let us use them often) but it was too much for the "system" to handle and he died but couldn't respawn.  He wasn't good at all but I guess he'll be...never mind.
Day 24:
...I'm really lost on what has been going on.  Myself and From_Hell have been working together to try and stop blue teams reign.  See, whoever graduates at the top of training team wise..well they get a 6 month vacation to the real world.  Confined of course.  Back to what I was saying, it's this Oblivion guy again.  He's doing things no one else knows how to do and the system is letting him.  Speaking of which, the system works very sporadically.  For example, the other day we were at Diamond Sword and red was up 3pts, it was 7 to 4, Juicy got all the flags by the way.  Well Juicy had the blue flag again and Asymmetric was loading up some rockets right when he was about to release them, Murdoc unveils a Redeemer and well Asymmetric said "Fuck!" and the game was lost.  We were transferred to our cells.  Oh yeah, let me explain how that works.  We live, eat, and sleep in cells.  When we train, which is basically getting used to killing each other we transport to the arenas to fight.  The transport is basically like translocating.  That reminds me, that Edward guy, well he is unfortunately on the red team and thinks he is really good. lol.  He was hopping around trying to kill Ravie and then outta nowhere Oblivion telefrags him in mid air on his first try.  Well, tomorrow we go to the ice fields for a "Bombing Run" whatever that is.
Day 37:
After being transferred from cell block I to B, I'm beginning to wonder what exactly happens when one doesn't respawn.  See we were on Diamond Sword, no wait it was Face 3 and From Hell goes UA or so we thought, halfway through the match with Blue up 7 to 3.  Oblivion is guarding the Blue base, Edward, no Juicy is entering, 5 minutes later he runs out with the flag and Oblivion, Asymmetric, Ravie, and Nickoli are on his ass, "Pow!!" "Pow!!" "Pow!!" "Pow!!", Killing Spree!!  From Hell was letting Juicy get the flag while he fricking sniped from only God knows where, cause non one and I mean no one knew where he was.